Come on in! We’re so glad you made it over! You’ve entered the online home of Wide Right—why don’t you just toss those newspapers off the couch and have a seat. You want a beer? I think I’ve got a couple tallboys and some Brooklyn Lager in the fridge—which one do you want? You want a glass with that? Hang on--I’ll be right back.
Comfortable? Oh, here, let me grab those remotes and get them out of your way. Better? You want to hear the new album? We’re so thrilled with it—honestly, we think it’s better than the first one. The rock songs are more rock, the pop songs are even poppier, and overall, the songwriting got more mature and just plain better.
Go ahead and give it a listen. Let us know what you think. You ready for a second beer yet?
